Death by Chili?

The thought of cooking a Thanksgiving dinner in a slow cooker makes my stomach turn and my family ashamed they gave birth to me, but what about Chili Spiced Turkey cooked in a gorgeous poor people slow cooker?

Working in Retail and Hospitality for over the past 10 years has crippled my travel plans to spend any Holidays with the family, so i tend to spend it with close friends or drunk welcoming neighbors. This year i am managing a small 80+  scale room hotel and the budget for staff that is tight and not the tight you think i am thinking about either. Due to a number of failed new hires (Drunk and No-shows) and sicknesses with my staff (bird flu and mildly retarded Vermont grown local hires), i will be forced to work on Thanksgiving, the day of slow cooking and long drinking. This causing me to force myself to cook for one and drink for three. 

I prefer not overspend on groceries just for a one day eating event, so i am mixing cheap, lazy, poor people cooking and Thanksgiving all together in a slow cooker made by Chinese people far ashore. Just think how much more i can spend on a collection of red and white wines that will ring in the New Year and New Boys!

This could be a great alternative to a overwhelming day of cooking or death by chili!
Wish me luck Bitches!